Lindsay Lohan has signed on to play one of Charles Manson’s followers in ‘Manson Girls’ according to Entertainment Tonight. Lohan has been cast as Nancy Pitman, who wasn’t actually at the famous murder scene, but was arrested later on for being an accessory to the murder.
Can Lohan play someone weak minded enough to fall under the power of Charles Manson? My guess is that she can as she was spotted the other day trying to follow the preachings of a squirrel dressed in cool karate gear. Sensei Squirrel eventually was forced to kick Lohan out of his class saying, “she just didn’t get it,” and sited several instances of her flashing her vagina and trying to make out with raccoons she saw in the park.