‘Heroes’ star Hayden Panettiere has signed on to play in the Fox Atomic movie “Naomi and Ely’s No Kiss List.’ The movie is based on last years book of the same name. The story follows two friends as they live in Manhattan and create a no kiss list. Trouble ensues when Ely kisses Naomi’s boyfriend. Did I mention Ely was gay? He is.
So basically all everyone just read was: Hayden Panettiere blah blah blah Kiss Hayden blah blah blah. I don’t even know what I wrote, all I know is that mounting a 40 foot movie screen will be 100 times more difficult than a television set when I see Hayden on screen, but it is my American duty to do this. Hayden is a ball of awesome and all she asks is that we hump our TV sets when she is on.