“Annie Hall” by Woody Allen & Marshall Brickman
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I had trouble trying to follow the conversations (they were spoken in a very thick Sort of Scotch accent). The people were sooooooo ugly. What happened to all the beautiful movie stars????????????? The men were ugly and the women were even uglier if that’s possible. These people where obviously extreme low end people. Unless you like junkies, baby death and ugly people pooping in their beds don’t bother with this.
The movie is just plain bad, not horrendously so. Chevy Chase has less talent then Anna Kournikova. What plummets this to One Star is that it somehow has gained cult status. Maybe the government is putting doping agents in our water, for whatever reason hundreds or more think this is legendary cinema. They are wrong and I am right.
Never in my life have I subjected my eyes and brain to anything so disgustingly pretentious as this movie. The acting is okay- a little overdone in my opinion, but acceptable- but no acting could save such a dreary plot. I found myself wishing all the characters would commit suicide in some colorful fashion- that’s really the only ending that would have pleased me.
Conan the Barbarian
Conan the Barbarian is a movie that completely grabbed me, and immersed me into a mysterious and deadly world. I love watching a film that doesn’t try to over explain every detail, but rather leaves you hungry at the end for more. Conan was such a movie.
I have to watch this movie for a film class. It really blows. Sidney Lumet is such a jab. He was so talented but too stupid to realize 5 minutes worth of music might have prevented audiences 20 years in the future from falling asleep while watching this film. Maybe it’s just me, but I think everybody was overacting. The oscars that this movie won are a testament to the sheer insanity plaguing our contry in the 1970s. If you are old, watch this movie.
This movie was so violent I couldn’t believe it! On a scale of 1 to 10 on the violence in this movie I would give it a 9!
Lady In the Water
The acting was wonderful, and the story was refreshing, fun and completely engrossing. The Lady in the Water was a work of art. It’s a film that I shouldn’t have liked, but ended up in love with. It’s a film that makes no sense, but makes all the sense in the world.
If you’re raising your kids to avoid Harry Potter and any other inklings of witchcraft, this is certainly not family fare… but for adults who are tired of having their eyes besieged by sexual antics, toilet humor and violence, this film is a nice retreat. There are no pre-marital bed-hopping scenes, language is comparable to prime-time TV (for what that’s worth!), and other than some cute slapstick, no one gets shot, cut or obliterated.