I have time on my hands. Most of that time is wisely spent throwing wet noodles at old people, but when I am not contributing to the betterment of society I am scouring the internet for genius. That is why I am bringing you this new weekly feature ‘It’s a World Wide Web: Junk of the Information Super Highway.’
If you ever thought, “Yes, it is a great idea to wear binoculars and play soccer,” well, you would be right. Not since the Pilgrims decided to colonize the Moon has there been an idea so revolutionary.