I have time on my hands. Most of that time is wisely spent throwing wet noodles at old people, but when I am not contributing to the betterment of society I am scouring the internet for genius. That is why I am bringing you this new weekly feature ‘It’s a World Wide Web: Junk of the Information Super Highway.’
If you ever thought, “Yes, it is a great idea to wear binoculars and play soccer,” well, you would be right. Not since the Pilgrims decided to colonize the Moon has there been an idea so revolutionary.
we should do a live version of this!