Tatum O’Neal is a master of improvisation. After being arrested for buying crack outside of her Manhattan home on Sunday night, she asked the police officers, “You know who I am, right?” She then spent the next 20 minutes trying to convince them that ‘Paper Moon’ was a movie.
To further her case Tatum continued by saying, “I’m researching a part. I’m doing this for a part … as a junkie.” She then proceeded to eat the crack out of the officers hands as they looked on in awe.
OK maybe she didn’t eat the crack. But maybe she did. Or maybe I don’t know how to take crack. Crack is an ointment, right? *rubbing it on his body as he giggles* Crack tickles. True story.