Bourne Again!

Jason Bourne is coming back to kick some tush. I am a huge fan of the series and with the shakey hand of Paul Greengrass directing, I am pumped for this installment. I like to think of myself as a Jason Bourne type. Like him I have been voted sexiest man alive, can take on …

Whoopie Snubbed

According to Whoopie Goldberg the biggest snub of the night?: Whoopie Goldberg! It’s nice to see she hasn’t lost perspective. I mean sure Brad Renfro wasn’t included in the honoring of people that died in the past year, but can you believe they didn’t include Whoopie in one of the 75 hosting montages?!?! She was …

Gary Busey Still Classy

I am voting that next year if Gary Busey is still alive, we give him a mic at the Oscar’s and then just step back and watch magic happen. Who would you rather watch: Ryan Seacrest ending an interview with Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson by asking to do squats together (though his “are you going …

Lost Boys 2 Pictures

Pictures from ‘Lost Boys 2: The Tribe’ have been released! (*America collectively yawns and shrugs*) But incase you are curious about the movie that should definitely prove that Corey Haim is in fact still alive, you can view them here: Lost Boys I can’t wait for this movie. It will be amazing. Both Corey’s in …

Iron Man Trailer

The new ‘Iron Man’ trailer is going to be debuting on ‘Lost’ next week. I have not seen ‘Lost’ before because my brain can only keep track of so many plotlines before it explodes, but I definitely look forward to seeing the new trailer. The original trailer got me so pumped I punched through a …

Spirit Awards Love Earth

The 2008 Spirit Awards are going green and they want you to know it. They hired Tim Allyn, a leading environmentalist, to make the event more eco-friendly. I assume this is eco-friendly after eveyone flies in, drives to the theater, eats food that was shipped in, dresses up in their fancy clothes (most of which …

Editorial: 35th Oscars Anniversary

I know what you’re thinking: It’s the 80th anniversary! I know this, but follow me for a second. It was 35 years ago this year that Marlon Brando famously sent up Sacheen Littlefeather to refuse his Best Actor award for his work on ‘The Godfather’ and read a 15 page speech on the mistreatment of …

News: Toy Story 3 Plot

Pixar releases the plotline of Toy Story 3: Andy goes away to college and leaves all his toys in a day-care center. The report doesn’t mention anything about this, but I assume we will see some Andy frat party action and a lesson on binge drinking (Buzz Lightyear and Andy knocking back some Jack Daniel’s …

Editorial: The winner is …

I pride myself on a few things: 1.) My supernatural ability to eat licorice, 2.) solving the rubix cube in under two minutes, 3.) my pecs, and 4.) my ability to argue with myself. The last one scores me a super duper opportunity to argue why each of the Best Picture nominees will win. I …