News: Smurfs Movie

‘The Smurfs Movie’, the first of a planned three, has been given the green light and is scheduled for release in November, just in time for a late Oscar push. You might think that this would bring tears to my eyes, but you’d be wrong. So wrong. On two counts actually: 1.) I am much …

News: Orson Welles At Work

To be released this March is a book chronicling one of the most impactful and strongest personalities to ever hit Hollywood: Orson Welles. It will include accounts of every movie he had a hand in making, plus a bunch of stills and storyboards from several productions making a neat $75 picture book. Authors Jean-Pierre Berthome …

Preview: Be Kind Rewind

So the premise of the movie seems a little weak to me, mainly because if you had a whole video store wiped out, would one of the first movies you recreate be Robocop? I mean wouldn’t you want to remake a movie that had a chance of being rented by someone other than Peter Weller? …

News: Best Picture Showcase

AMC’s are again hosting their Best Picture Showcase where they screen all five best picture nominees in a row.  I highly recommend this.  It is a test of endurance and pushes the limit of how much movie food one can actually eat before every nutrient is stripped from their body.  Last year I did this …

Review: Dangerous Liaisons

I want to warn you that although I am sober as I write this review, when I watched this movie I was heavily medicated due to me battling a potentially fatal virus over the weekend. Granted a slight case of the sniffles has never killed anyone, well, anyone that didn’t already have it coming to …

Preview: Fool’s Gold

Matthew McConaughey of “arrested while playing the bongos naked” fame teams up with Kate Hudson of “almost causing Owen Wilson to kill himself” fame team up again to recreate their magical performance they had in ‘How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days,’ to star in Fool’s Gold. I haven’t looked up the word “magical” …

News: Arrested Development Movie

This is probably the best news since I got named Sexiest Man Ever in History (I have won this award every year since I was two. I would have won when I was one but I missed the nominations because I was too busy having sexy time with super models). I celebrated that news by …