Tatum O’Neal is a Genius

Tatum O’Neal is a master of improvisation. After being arrested for buying crack outside of her Manhattan home on Sunday night, she asked the police officers, “You know who I am, right?” She then spent the next 20 minutes trying to convince them that ‘Paper Moon’ was a movie. To further her case Tatum continued …

Three Faced Dog Has Awesome Amount of Drool

Guillermo Del Torro displayed some concept art at New York Comic Con for characters that were not f’ed up enough to make it into ‘Hellboy II.’  Here I give you a three faced dog that will haunt your soul while also being the most efficient animal at licking its own crotch.  Now whenever I have …

Megan Fox Greatest Actress Ever

So these pictures surfaced of Megan Fox showing us what a real actress does. She gets all kinds of naked in a lake and wins awards for it. Awards that make her the greatest human since Jesus. Even Jesus is up there looking down saying, “Oh Megan, nice one!” then gives her a thumbs up …

‘W’ Cover

Ever wonder what Laura Bush would look like hot? Ever have the thought: Can someone PLEASE make a wool dress suit look sexy! Well your wait is over. The cover of Entertainment Weekly will feature the new hot couple, George and Laura (AKA Geoura) in the upcoming Oliver Stone biopic, ‘W’. My initial thought is …

Storm Shadow Pictures Hurt Ninja Image

How does ‘G.I. Joe’ go from releasing a picture of the most badass looking ninja, Snake Eyes, to releasing this picture of his counterpart, Storm Shadow? (Picture courtesy of LatinoReview) This guy looks like an over eager hospital nurse. If we were playing ninjas for Thanksgiving, and someone showed up looking like this, I would …