JOHNNY ENGLISH REBORN Reborn? Is this a re-boot of the 1st Johnny English but still with Mr. Bean? Did he die in the first one? I never saw it, nor had any need to see it, and the same goes with this one. I have to hand it to Rowan Atkinson though…the man has busted his ass …
Sorry I’m a little late on this one guys, my wife just gave birth to our first kid last night, so I’ve been distracted….and the lack of sleep might make this weeks review either less funny or overly vicious so bear with me. THE BIG YEAR Now I love me some Steve Martin. I love me some …
THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE 2: FULL SEQUENCE Yes! I know that for whatever reason it’s cool for people to hate on the first Human Centipede. Well, I actually thought it was a really well made and original horror flick. It was nice to see a horror movie for a change that wasn’t Saw or some “found footage” bullshit. This movie …
Editor’s Note: This Article Contains Some Explicit Content 50/50 Let’s all laugh about CANCER!! But seriously, I guess this is a drama with some funny parts? I don’t know…the marketing is all fucky on this one. Am I supposed to laugh? Am I supposed to feel uncomfortable? Am I supposed to cry? I guess that’s what’s supposed to make …
ABDUCTION Ooooohhhh scaaaarryy!! A PG13 Abduction movie starring the douche werewolf homo from Twlight!! Yayyyy!! What really shocks me about this one is the other talent involved. I expect more from you, Alfred Molina…maybe not MUCH more, but more. And I am totally ashamed of you Sigourney Weaver. Yeah, I know…you gotta eat, but you …
By all accounts, Paranormal Activity and (even more so) Paranormal Activity 2 should be Hollywood clunkers that cause us all to lament the death of the horror genre as we know it. Two films that rely on Dolby scares to freak out the film’s protagonists who spend each film’s length splitting up (“Jesus, stay together!”), …
Well, Hollywood has once again excelled in making me scratch my head in confusion. Just when I thought they couldn’t get anymore redundant in filmmaking, they go ahead and remake Spider-Man after only 4 years since the last one. Well, that is idiotic enough, but now the plan is to remake Batman, and the last one hasn’t even come …
You’ll have to forgive me ahead of time, as this write-up may turn out to be just a mental meandering as I try to come up with a rationale for why what I just watched exists. It’s hard to find a flaw with Matt Reeves’ 2010 film, Let Me In. It’s beautifully shot, the atmosphere …
There has been a little bit of a controversy amongst some of my friends in regards to ‘District 9’ and its nomination for Best Picture. Although I’ll admit, the genre and class of film it was is not something that you ordinarily see up for such an award like Best Picture, but here I’ll try …
I woke up this morning and put on my old man pants, cappy, and decided to grampa it up. I am full of “back in my day” and “you don’t know how good you have it!” And, who doesn’t like a bitter old man ranting?! Well, you’re in luck, the bitter old man store is stocked up and open for business.