Biel and Copley to Sign On to A-Team

Jessica Biel and Sharlto Copley (from the awesome District 9) are about to sign on to Fox’s ‘A-Team.’ The film being produced by Ridley Scott and directed by Joe Caranahan also stars Liam Neeson, Bradley Cooper, and Quinton ‘Rampage’ Jackson.

Liam Neeson will be playing the role of Hannibal, originally made famous by George Peppard, and Jackson will be playing Sgt. “B.A.’ Baracus, portrayed by Mr. T in the series. Copley will play the helicopter pilot ‘Howling Mad,’ originally Dwight Schultz.

The film will start shooting this fall in Vancouver.

Don’t Forget ‘The A-Team’

20th Century Fox announced ‘The A-Team’ will be set for release on June 12, 2009 and will be directed by John Singleton. This is more than just a rehashing of another 80’s TV show, this is “Hannibal” Smith ready to put the foot of some good old fashioned American justice to your ass with B.A. Baracus.

It has been reported that Mr. T pitched the movie idea to 20th Century Fox by punching each executive in the face with his iron fist of freedom. Hannibal was also present at the meeting but just fired off a machine gun for 20 minutes, hitting nobody. Once done Mr. T was returned to his retirement home.


Note: OK, I may have totally made up that second part, but who’s to say it didn’t happen? Science? Whatever jerkface.