I cannot be more excited for this movie to be unleashed on the world. No I don’t want to see it to find out that Paris Hilton has the acting range of a tuba. (And not even a functioning tuba, but a tuba with herpies) That is not what excites me. The reason why I am fully jazzed for this movie to be released is because seeing this film will now replace “diarrhaeaing on the subway” as the least socially acceptable thing an individual can do.
– Brandin