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News: Arrested Development Movie

This is probably the best news since I got named Sexiest Man Ever in History (I have won this award every year since I was two. I would have won when I was one but I missed the nominations because I was too busy having sexy time with super models). I celebrated that news by drinking a bottle of tequila and throwing up in a washing machine. I will probably celebrate this news in a similar manner, but hopefully will remain fully clothed for … oh who am I kidding? Naked time!!! (*runs out of room twirling pants overhead)


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