‘The Smurfs Movie’, the first of a planned three, has been given the green light and is scheduled for release in November, just in time for a late Oscar push. You might think that this would bring tears to my eyes, but you’d be wrong. So wrong. On two counts actually: 1.) I am much to manly to cry, and 2.) finally this will answer the age old question: What would one like to do less than have a tiger paw at their genitals? Now we know, it is see this movie.