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Lynch Wants Your Subconscious

It has been reported that David Lynch is going to be donating $1 million to students at Maharishi University that practice transcendental meditation as part of their studies. The four students that study TM at Maharishi University are pumped and have not only paid for their schooling, but, with the extra money, have bought robot dogs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. The other six students at MU are sad because they have to pay for their school and can only afford regular flesh canines.

Why is this movie news? It’s not really, but it’s a slow news day. Besides I like Lynch and the word “Maharishi” so I can post it and you can do nothing about it.

-Brandin

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