Shia LeBeouf, star of ‘Transformers’, ‘Indiana Jones’, and our hearts, has a warrant out for his arrest on charges of unlawful smoking outside a Burbank gift shop. A court hearing was held yesterday on the matter, but neither Shia nor a representitive showed up, prompting the $1,000 warrant for his arrest.
Seriously, illegal smoking?! Next thing you are going to tell me is that it is illegal to boogieboard naked in a mall water fountain. Wait, it is illegal? This half eaten box of Booberry told me I was OK. I need a better lawyer. The only thing this box of Booberry was good for was being part of my well balanced breakfast back in 1990, now it’s nothing but trouble as my legal defense.