In a sustained effort to make people famous that would have long ago electrocuted themselves if left alone, MTV returns with ‘The Hills’ tonight. What’s that? You don’t care? Well maybe I won’t tell you what kind of French STD’s Lauren comes back with in episode one. HA! Then what will you talk about tomorrow? Politics? Who cares about that? I stopped paying attention to politics when I wasn’t voted sexiest blogger on the internet. Come on, you can tell by my writing I am at least a 6’8″ sex hound with iron abs who loves pandas.