Keanu is known for poorly acting in what would have been a good movie if they had just went with a macaroni necklace as the lead insteaded of him. However, he always seems to make decent choices for roles (outside of ‘Lakehouse’ style movies). This time Keanu has reportedly said, “uh, no?” to a ‘Constantine’ sequel. This makes me question things, like: if I don’t have Keanu to make fun of, what do I have? I feel like a shell of my former self. I guess I am nothing more than a giant 80 foot man with trees for fingers and diamond teeth.