Once in awhile someone comes along and is a beacon of light. A hero to all. And sometimes that person takes off her clothes and shows us her boobies. Megan Fox will be showing us her bazoombas in the upcoming movie ‘Jennifer’s Body.’ It will start off with a bra and panty fight and escalate from there. I will leave you a few minutes to let the blood rush back to your head.
Upon reading this my penis quickly started to work out and bought a nice tuxedo and top hat for the occassion. You want to be ready for something like this, and boy will he be. Megan Fox, you are a true lady and an inspiration to all. Like Jesus, but with boobs and the ability to make people hump their computer screens. So actually you’re like a super Jesus.