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‘Wanted’ Poster

WantedThis poster for ‘Wanted’ was handed out at the New York Comic Con. I remember a time when people claimed that Brad Pitt leaving Jennifer Aniston for Angelina Jolie was a good idea. And maybe it was, maybe it wasn’t. Maybe I don’t even want to think about it. And maybe all I really want is a time machine so I can go back to second grade and punch Joey Norton in his big stupid face for stealing my lunch money.

I guess the moral of the story is that Angelina Jolie should try eating a sandwich or 50 and stop looking like a malnurished twig that, no matter how many times she showers, and no matter how many kids she collects, she still can’t erase the stink of having sexy time with Billy Bob Thorton. Unless, of course, I do get that time machine. Look at that. All jokes connect. Genius. I’m taking the day off after that one. If you need me I will be outside chasing butterflies with a giant net on a stick.

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