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Amy Winehouse Will Not Record for ‘Bond’

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USA Today reported that Amy Winehouse “won’t record track for new Bond film,” which is a funny way of saying, “is incappable of recording anything ever again since her brain is a pile of mushed french fries and crack.” Her producer Mark Ronson said that Amy is “not ready to record any music,” while Amy was sitting next to him trying to smoke her own hair.

This will probably work out best for ‘Quantum of Solace’ which has already had enough disasters for one movie shoot. Dodging a bullet like this is kind of like passing out before hooking up with a heroine needle covered in herpes. Count your blessings Bond.

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