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Storm Shadow Pictures Hurt Ninja Image

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How does ‘G.I. Joe’ go from releasing a picture of the most badass looking ninja, Snake Eyes, to releasing this picture of his counterpart, Storm Shadow? (Picture courtesy of LatinoReview) This guy looks like an over eager hospital nurse. If we were playing ninjas for Thanksgiving, and someone showed up looking like this, I would immediately send them home for showing up in a ridiculous outfit. Then me and the rest of the ninja’s would sit around a table made out of the souls from ninja escapades past, and make fun of Storm Shadow. Then we would karate chop the ninja’s heads off that talked to make fun of Storm Shadow, because ninja’s don’t talk. We communicate through intense eye stares and deadly sword play.

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