I have started to celebrate freedom by declaring my independence from my pants and starting my own Whiskey Rebellion by drinking massive quantities of it and waving my weenier at passing college girls. Would I call myself a modern day Don Juan? Probably. Would I call myself a hero? Yes. Would I say I am the most awesome version of personified sweet ass American patriotism? Fo sho. So everyone enjoy the holiday weekend, I will be out enjoying my freedom the only way I know how: balls to the wall naked badmitton.
Oh and here is Charlie Rose’s take on Charlie Rose: