With the premeire of Batman only days away, Christian Bale was in New York and took time out of the day to sign autographs for everyone. Why is this news? I don’t know, maybe because celebs don’t always act in such a humane manner, or maybe because Bale is the shit and it’s my column so I can do what I want.
*As a sidenote, Christian Bale is so awesome he has 17 penises.