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Bale Owns


With the premeire of Batman only days away, Christian Bale was in New York and took time out of the day to sign autographs for everyone. Why is this news? I don’t know, maybe because celebs don’t always act in such a humane manner, or maybe because Bale is the shit and it’s my column so I can do what I want.

*As a sidenote, Christian Bale is so awesome he has 17 penises.

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