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Hayden Panettiere Tards Things Up

Hayden Panettiere may have written the most asinine song since, well, I want to say ever. Her song “Wake Up Call” sounds more or less (think “more”) like throwing up down a garbage disposal to a reggae beat. She could have taken a giant hose and sprayed cat feces on us and I would have been slightly less offended.

Now I’m confused. How do I explain to my wiener that everything is going to be OK after Hayden did this to us? How do I tell him everything he knows to be true has been one big crapfest of a lie? I don’t know, maybe I just need to take him out for a long quiet walk where we can reflect on things. *sigh*

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