It’s better you hear this from me than some stranger, but a police report has been filed by the mother and sister of demigod Christian Bale, alleging that he assaulted them while in a west
I am hoping it isn’t true, unless the allegation is that he assaulted them with awesome. I picture it like a care bear shooting hearts out of its chest, but instead of hearts, Bale shoots blinding rays of awesome that some people can’t handle. I’m pretty sure this is what happened. I should know. I’m a part-time FBI agent. I made this badge out of the bottom of a tin can, so it’s official. I am pretty sure that’s all it takes to be an agent. That and a great catch phrase… Bonkers, bonk you out.