Bale Is Breaking My Heart … Allegedly

It’s better you hear this from me than some stranger, but a police report has been filed by the mother and sister of demigod Christian Bale, alleging that he assaulted them while in a west London hotel the night before the European premiere. He hasn’t been charged and, when asked, Scotland Yard said that it …

More ‘Tintin’ Updates

As a huge fan, I’m following the Spielberg produced Tintin trilogy quite closely. Today it was announce that Steven Moffat, screenwriter of such shows as “Coupling,” and “Jekyll” has turned town a contract to write the first two films in the Tintin trilogy that has both Spielberg and Peter Jackson in the directors chairs respectively. …

Tom Cruise Offered ‘Top Gun 2?’

The Sun is reporting that Tom Cruise has been offered a role to star in a Top Gun sequel, now 22 years since the first film. Apparently, this time, Maverick is an instructor at the flight school, and has to deal with a cocky new female pilot. In this day and age, nothing surprises me, …

Sacha Baron Cohen Sells ‘Accidentes’ Pitch

Sacha Baron Cohen has sold a brand new pitch to Fox Atomic called “Accidentes,” a film about an ambulance-chasing personal injury lawyer. The film is co-written by Peter Baynham and Sacha Baron Cohen, who worked together on the ‘Borat’ feature. The main character is a Latino lawyer who becomes a hero of the working class …

Court Slaps FCC for Slapping CBS

The first time I’d ever heard of a wardrobe malfunction had to be following Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake’s performance at the 2004 Super Bowl halftime show. For those of you who live under a rock, in this infamous performance, Justin Timberlake sings the words “I’ll have you naked by the end of this song,” …

Roger Ebert, Richard Roeper Tell Disney To Go Screw

Film critics Roger Ebert and Richard Roeper have announced that they are parting ways with ‘At the Movies.’  The show had been in a state of flux the past few years, what with Ebert not appearing on the program since June of 2006 due to medical problems, and the removal of the ‘Thumbs Up/ Thumbs …

Justin Reviews: The Dark Knight

Long gone are the campy memories of Adam West as Batman. No more do we have the gothic tales of Burton’s tortured soul Batman. And Schumacher’s neon fetish Batman is now dead and buried (and, seriously, we’re all better for it). Thanks to Nolan’s gritty, neo-realistic interpretation of Batman in his 2005 flick ‘Batman Begins’, …

Ross & Maguire Team Up for ‘Crusaders’

Gary Ross (Pleasantville, Seabiscuit) and Tobey Maguire will be teaming up again for Universal’s ‘The Crusaders,’ a drama about the Brown v. Board of Education case. Maguire is set to play Jack Greenberg, a newly graduated lawyer who joins with the NAACP Legal Defense Fund head Thurgood Marshall to win the landmark Supreme Court case …

Fergie in Talks to Join ‘Nine’

Fergie is in negotiations to join the new Rob Marshall musical ‘Nine.’ The cast already includes Daniel Day-Lewis, Marion Cottilard, Penelope Cruz, Kate Hudson, Nicole Kidman, Sophia Loren, and Judi Dench. The role would be Fergie’s first major role. She’d play Saraghina, a woman who introduces Daniel Day Lewis’ character to the world of sexuality. …