New Format Launched

Well, here it is, a whole new Lonely Reviewer! All New Year, All New Website! Over the next few days you’ll watch this change slowly evolve and populate to become the all new Lonely Reviewer! For now, please forgive as the dust settles, as we’ll be working out kinks the rest of the week! *UPDATE: …

Vatche Reviews: Avatar

Having been forced to wait over a week to see it, it’s been hard for me not to be influenced by what other people had to say about it. Universally, the consensus from my peers has been, see this movie.Now.Up until then, I’d avoided every single piece of promotional information, review, and no opinion greater …

‘Avatar’ Numbers: Grosses $77M

So Avatar made a few million more then originally thought. The new 3D experience from James Cameron reached $77 million in the US Box Office, and is expected to continue to benefit from positive word of mouth. The worldwide tally put Avatar at 242.5 million, well on its way to hopefully make a profit as …

21 Jump Street the Movie?

Directors of ‘Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs’ are in talks to direct a film version of the 80s show, ’21 Jump Street.’ The script was penned by Mike Bacall, on a story developed by Jonah Hill and Bacall. The TV series starred Johnny Depp, and was about a group of young cops who go …

Brittany Murphy Dead at 32

In a bit of shocking news, actress Brittany Murphy died today at the age of 32. The actress was known for her roles in Clueless, Sin City, Little Black Book. The details are sketchy, but TMZ is reporting that Murphy went into full cardiac arrest this morning. It’s a sad story, Murphy had shown a …

Robin Hood Trailer Released

I guess you can call it a teaser trailer, as its mostly a montage of Robin Hood to modern rock music. I can’t stand these period pieces that are presented with modern music. I mean, I can say with almost 100% certainty we’ll only see this in the trailer, but come on Hollywood, you want …

Pee Wee Talks Pee Wee

Paul Reubens talked ‘Pee-Wee’s Playhouse: The Movie’ with MTV. “The script is already fully written; it’s ready to shoot tomorrow. Oh wait, not tomorrow! I’m not available tomorrow. I had a conflict, forgot” The actor whose show and character shot to stardom in the 80s is busy planning a film based entirely on the TV …

Call of Duty Director to Helm Feature

For the longest time, Hollywood turned to music video directors as the great new talent for visionary filmmakers. Now, they’ve turned to video game directors. Keith Arem, the director of Infinity Ward’s Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. Unless you live under a rock, you’d know that the game has collected $550 million in worldwide …