Seems like the city of brotherly love is about to get a whole lot of awesome. Rumor has it that Michael Bay will touch down in Philadelphia to film the second installment of ‘Transformers’ this summer. This makes perfect sense. I have often said that Megatron is the Benjamin Franklin of our time. They both wear glasses, weigh 50 tons and are fighting robots spawned from the mind of Michael Bay.
I auditioned for the role of Bumblebee last time but was not cast. Maybe my costume was a little too real for them, or my stage presence was a little to intense, or maybe it was because they didn’t ask me to audition and I was drunk and wearing aluminum foil and wheeling myself around in a chair I stole from the office down the hallway. Their loss was the drunk-tanks gain.