Keanu Makes Good Move

Keanu is known for poorly acting in what would have been a good movie if they had just went with a macaroni necklace as the lead insteaded of him. However, he always seems to make decent choices for roles (outside of ‘Lakehouse’ style movies). This time Keanu has reportedly said, “uh, no?” to a ‘Constantine’ …

New ‘Day of the Dead’ Poster

The upcoming remake of George Romero’s third installation of the original Dead trilogy, “Day of the Dead” now has a new poster for your ogling pleasure. It’s a sharp looking piece of poster and the zombie looks bad ass and scary, but I think the thing that makes me cringe the most is the Mena …

Snake Eyes Is Badass

I wasn’t too excited for the G.I. Joe movie, but then I saw that this image of Snake Eyes had been released. Could be one of the more badass pictures I have seen. This is what ninjas dream of growing up to be. All little baby ninjas sit around a campfire of burning souls and …

‘Meet Dave’ Trailer

The trailer for ‘Meet Dave‘ has been released. I guess we should be glad that Eddie Murphy is not in a fat suit, that was nice of him.  He seems to be growing and learning from his mistakes. Not that ‘Norbit’ wasn’t a great movie, except that it wasn’t and has been linked to giving …

Lauren Hutton Still Super Sexy

I don’t want Vatche to have a monopoly on supermodels on this site. Which is why I want you to remember Lauren Hutton, and see that it is possible to age naturally and gracefully. She seems to have reached the stage in her modeling career where she starts to slowly morph into Willem Dafoe. Apparently …

DreamWorks Pays ‘C.O.D.’

I tried to come up with some sort of witty title that referenced a bike messenger and invoked the sense of urgency that came along with bomb deliveries, all while remaining restricted to the three letter acronym, C.O.D.  Apparently the task was too much for my cold-addled brain.  So instead, I’ll just tell you the …

More News on ‘Tintin’

Thomas Sangster (Love Actually, Nanny McPhee, and Doctor Who) has been cast in the title role of the new Tintin trilogy. The film is being produced by Steven Spielberg, and Peter Jackson. My issue with this? I can’t find a picture of him on the internet that he doesn’t look 9-years old in.The film is …