Shift Gears For Another Crank

Jason Statham is stepping into the shoes of hitman Chev Chelios. This time around, Chelios heart has been stolen by a mobster, replaced with a battery powered one that requires jolts of electricity to keep working. Tell me that doesn’t sound great (read: sarcasm). The first film cranked out $42 million worldwide. In addition to …

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