‘Cool Hand Luke’ Is Cooler Than You
I am considered by most to be the coolest human being to ever exist.
Author: Brandin
‘Wall-E’ Trailer
The full trailer for ‘Wall-E‘ has been released. Now that I know a little more about the movie I can safely confirm this statement to be true: Robots are super cool and can easily make any movie awesome. I think Jesus actually said that, right before he blasted off into space to fight some robot-hating …
‘Monster vs. Aliens’ In The Third Dimension
Yesterday at ShoWest in Las Vegas, Dreamworks previewed the film ‘Monster vs. Aliens’, the first computer animated film to be shot in 3D.
Stallone Hearts ‘Rambo’
I don’t have the energy for another ‘Rambo’ movie. Apparently Sylvester Stallone has nothing but energy. In a recent interview with Metro Magazine Stallone warned us that he was “already halfway though writing the manuscript.”
‘Mummy’ Movies Won’t Die
I am pleased to announce that Brendan Fraser gets to act in another movie. And by pleased I mean I am huddled under a desk crying wondering where it all went wrong. Yesterday the producers of the ‘Mummy’ series said that they are working on a new installment. The project reportedly took a hit when …
‘Righteous Kill’ Trailer
The trailer for ‘Righteous Kill‘ has been released. The main point of this movie seems to be to create a drinking game for college kids: Everytime DeNiro makes the DeNiro face you drink. I tested out the game using only the trailer and already I am hammered.
Review: Maxed Out
Saying you should be careful with credit cards is like saying you should be careful when aiming a firearm at your crotch. Why would you aim a firearm at your crotch? I don’t know, why would you buy a 17 foot statue of Thomas Gibson for $4,000 with a credit card? But that’s the main …
‘My Blueberry Nights’ Trailer
A trailer for ‘My Blueberry Nights‘ has been released. I have watched the trailer several times and still don’t know what it’s about. The only things I have gathered are that there will be ice cream, a bar, and a cold Jude Law involved in the film. The music they use features a piano (music …
Downey Jr. Might Make Us Uncomfortable
In my opinion Robert Downey Jr. is one of the greatest actors of our time. But I also have a few more opinions, namely, white people in black face have historically cause problems or, at the very least, evoked uncomfortable shifts in chairs and awkward pauses in conversations. Robert Downey Jr. has said of his …
Review: Rear Window
I have often said that if I could change voices with anyone I would go with (in no specific order): Orson Welles, the RZA, or Jimmy Stewart. Let us focus on that last one because I just watched ‘Rear Window’ with Mr. Stewart and it was great (segue). The movie is about a man, L.B. …