If you don’t know by now I like to make lists (top five places to go pantless) and I like to point out when things are overrated (wearing pants), so the Oscars give me a fantabulous opportunity to marry the two. The criteria for overrated Best Pictures are as follows: Which movies did it beat …
‘The Smurfs Movie’, the first of a planned three, has been given the green light and is scheduled for release in November, just in time for a late Oscar push. You might think that this would bring tears to my eyes, but you’d be wrong. So wrong. On two counts actually: 1.) I am much …
To be released this March is a book chronicling one of the most impactful and strongest personalities to ever hit Hollywood: Orson Welles. It will include accounts of every movie he had a hand in making, plus a bunch of stills and storyboards from several productions making a neat $75 picture book. Authors Jean-Pierre Berthome …
So the premise of the movie seems a little weak to me, mainly because if you had a whole video store wiped out, would one of the first movies you recreate be Robocop? I mean wouldn’t you want to remake a movie that had a chance of being rented by someone other than Peter Weller? …
AMC’s are again hosting their Best Picture Showcase where they screen all five best picture nominees in a row. I highly recommend this. It is a test of endurance and pushes the limit of how much movie food one can actually eat before every nutrient is stripped from their body. Last year I did this …
I want to warn you that although I am sober as I write this review, when I watched this movie I was heavily medicated due to me battling a potentially fatal virus over the weekend. Granted a slight case of the sniffles has never killed anyone, well, anyone that didn’t already have it coming to …
Matthew McConaughey of “arrested while playing the bongos naked” fame teams up with Kate Hudson of “almost causing Owen Wilson to kill himself” fame team up again to recreate their magical performance they had in ‘How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days,’ to star in Fool’s Gold. I haven’t looked up the word “magical” …
You may not have noticed, but Eva Longoria is in the a movie, ‘Over Her Dead Body’. I guess Eva plays a fiancee that dies and doesn’t like the fact that her would-be husband has moved on, so what does Eva do? She comes back and haunts the new couple of course. The only thing …
Usually when I use my time machine I travel back to the year 12 BC
This is probably the best news since I got named Sexiest Man Ever in History (I have won this award every year since I was two. I would have won when I was one but I missed the nominations because I was too busy having sexy time with super models). I celebrated that news by …