Bioshock to be Adapted

I suppose if he can turn a 6-minute animatronic boat ride into 8 hours of entertaining film, he can be the one to break the curse of the video game adaptations, too. Gore Verbinski, most famous for his sprawling, epic trilogy ‘The Pirates of the Caribbean,’ has signed on to adapt XBox 360 game Bioshock. …

‘W’ Cover

Ever wonder what Laura Bush would look like hot? Ever have the thought: Can someone PLEASE make a wool dress suit look sexy! Well your wait is over. The cover of Entertainment Weekly will feature the new hot couple, George and Laura (AKA Geoura) in the upcoming Oliver Stone biopic, ‘W’. My initial thought is …

Criterion Goes Blu-Ray

  The Criterion Collection, arguably one of the best DVD companies out there has announced that they will start releasing movies on high definition Blu-Ray Discs this fall.  The initial list of high-def releases are as follows:

Storm Shadow Pictures Hurt Ninja Image

How does ‘G.I. Joe’ go from releasing a picture of the most badass looking ninja, Snake Eyes, to releasing this picture of his counterpart, Storm Shadow? (Picture courtesy of LatinoReview) This guy looks like an over eager hospital nurse. If we were playing ninjas for Thanksgiving, and someone showed up looking like this, I would …

Egoyan’s ‘Adoration’ Picked Up by Sony

Premiering in competition at Cannes May 22nd, Atom Egoyan’s new film ‘Adoration’ has been picked up by Sony Picture Classics for both domestic and international distribution. The film stars Rachel Blanchard, Scott Speedman, Arsinee Khanjian, and Devon Bostick. The film marks his first feature length film since ‘Where the Truth Lies.’ It tells the story …

Knights Killing Vampires

‘The Knights Templar,’ a spec script from Adam Torchia and Justin Stanley is being set up at Universal. The film fends the Templar Knights, just back from the Crusades, against an invading vampire army, whose after the Holy Grail. The film is being produced by Marc Platt, and Timur Bekmambetov (Night Watch, Day Watch). No …