Editor’s Note: Due to travel, this article is a bit late, but still, wouldn’t want you to miss it! J. EDGAR Well, this movie has already come out and is receiving lukewarm reviews, but why?? I can’t imagine it being a “bad” movie per say…but maybe just not as top notch as what is expected from an Eastwood/DiCaprio …
Editors Note: The release of this article was delayed due to technical problems on my part! Thanks for reading! A VERY HAROLD AND KUMAR CHRISTMAS Maybe I’m just old, but I do not “get” these movies. I’ve only seen the first one, and yeah, it had some amusing parts, but all in all I thought it was …
ANONYMOUS Nothing says hardcore action movie like William Shakespeare right?? Well, how about an action movie about people trying to say that Shakespeare didn’t write his plays? Yeah…that’s about as exciting as wiping your ass. Why would I want to see a Roland Emmerich (yes, Independence Day and The Patriot Roland Emmerich) try to make a movie about some William …
JOHNNY ENGLISH REBORN Reborn? Is this a re-boot of the 1st Johnny English but still with Mr. Bean? Did he die in the first one? I never saw it, nor had any need to see it, and the same goes with this one. I have to hand it to Rowan Atkinson though…the man has busted his ass …
Sorry I’m a little late on this one guys, my wife just gave birth to our first kid last night, so I’ve been distracted….and the lack of sleep might make this weeks review either less funny or overly vicious so bear with me. THE BIG YEAR Now I love me some Steve Martin. I love me some …
Editor’s Note: This Article Contains Some Explicit Content 50/50 Let’s all laugh about CANCER!! But seriously, I guess this is a drama with some funny parts? I don’t know…the marketing is all fucky on this one. Am I supposed to laugh? Am I supposed to feel uncomfortable? Am I supposed to cry? I guess that’s what’s supposed to make …
ABDUCTION Ooooohhhh scaaaarryy!! A PG13 Abduction movie starring the douche werewolf homo from Twlight!! Yayyyy!! What really shocks me about this one is the other talent involved. I expect more from you, Alfred Molina…maybe not MUCH more, but more. And I am totally ashamed of you Sigourney Weaver. Yeah, I know…you gotta eat, but you …
DRIVE I don’t know what it is about this movie, but I really really want to see it! Maybe its the look of it, maybe its the old school feel of the trailer, fuck, maybe its the hot pink 80s cursive font of the title. I’m not exactly sure. All I know is that for …
BUCKY LARSON: BORN TO BE A STAR This movie puzzles me. I feel a conflict. I feel compelled to not like this movie; to think it looks stupid…and well, it does…but for some reason, there are parts of the preview that look sort of funny. I actually laughed at the scene where a thick mustached Kevin Nealon is screaming …
A Good Old Fashioned Orgy This is going to be one of those movies that is forgotten quickly, and then like 20 years from now, I will catch it on Showtime at 2am and be like “Oh, shit, I remember the dumb preview for this!” and then I will change the channel. Looks like another attempt at shock …