PREVIEW REVIEW: October 28, 2011

ANONYMOUS Nothing says hardcore action movie like William Shakespeare right?? Well, how about an action movie about people trying to say that Shakespeare didn’t write his plays?  Yeah…that’s about as exciting as wiping your ass.  Why would I want to see a Roland Emmerich (yes, Independence Day and The Patriot Roland Emmerich) try to make a movie about some William …

PREVIEW REVIEW: September 30, 2011

Editor’s Note: This Article Contains Some Explicit Content 50/50 Let’s all laugh about CANCER!!  But seriously, I guess this is a drama with some funny parts?  I don’t know…the marketing is all fucky on this one.  Am I supposed to laugh?  Am I supposed to feel uncomfortable?  Am I supposed to cry?  I guess that’s what’s supposed to make …

PREVIEW REVIEW: September 2, 2011

A Good Old Fashioned Orgy This is going to be one of those movies that is forgotten quickly, and then like 20 years from now, I will catch it on Showtime at 2am and be like “Oh, shit, I remember the dumb preview for this!” and then I will change the channel.  Looks like another attempt at shock …