USA Today reported that Amy Winehouse “won’t record track for new Bond film,” which is a funny way of saying, “is incappable of recording anything ever again since her brain is a pile of mushed french fries and crack.” Her producer Mark Ronson said that Amy is “not ready to record any music,” while Amy …
Enough with the online gamers, the arcade gamers, just give me so good old fashioned role playing nerds. Thanks to ‘Monster Camp’ we now have this much overdue documentary. A documentary that I cannot mask my excitement for. Seriously. I hope it is full of people speaking with a medieval accents, even when not in …
It seems like the rumors of a ‘Mission: Impossible 4’ are true. Tom Cruise will restart the franchise that nobody really wants restarted. According to an insider speaking with ‘Life & Style Magazine’: “Tom will make M:I 4 once Paramount greenlights the script.” I am assuming that Paramounts one concern is that Tom Cruise will …
The official site of ‘Young People Fucking‘ has released a trailer. The name alone probably flags something with your IT department, but, I don’t believe in NSFW tags, because maybe you work in a playhouse of porn fun, so this might be very SFW. Who am I to judge what is S? What I like …
This poster for ‘Wanted’ was handed out at the New York Comic Con. I remember a time when people claimed that Brad Pitt leaving Jennifer Aniston for Angelina Jolie was a good idea. And maybe it was, maybe it wasn’t. Maybe I don’t even want to think about it. And maybe all I really want …
Nicholas White was in the McGraw-Hill building in New York, then 41 hours later was able to leave. Through a security camera, we see how Nicholas White spent 41 hours trapped inside an elevator. Let’s just say that there was a lot more clothing and a lot less urine on the walls than there would …
Emma Watson of ‘Harry Potter’ fame will be taking over for Scarlett Johansson in the upcoming movie ‘Napoleon and Betsy,’ while simultaneously stealing Mena Suvari’s face. Watson will play Betsy Balcombe, a young woman of nobility who is trapped on the island of St. Helena. While there she falls in love with the exiled Napoleon. The rumor is …
Finally someone has come along to undo the damage The Beatles and Stevie Wonder did to music. Sure we have all eaten pork chops and ham, but have we ever thought about shaking them. Pssh! You wish you had the genius to shake them. But you don’t. It takes a true virtuoso heshe to truly …
Apparently Spielberg is a master at keeping his upcoming movies in the news with ridiculous information. Just released is the runtime for ‘Crystal Skull’ and it is about 140 minutes! Man that’s exciting stuff. So now you know if you have time to watch this movie, or if you will have to reschedule your Pilates …
The poster for Drew Barrymore’s next movie, ‘Beverly Hill’s Chihuahua,‘ has been released. Seven people noticed, I just happened to be one of the seven. The movie is your typical fish out of water film and will follow a talking Chihuahua as it is uprooted from is plush life in Beverly Hills and left inMexico. …