Tatum O’Neal is a master of improvisation. After being arrested for buying crack outside of her Manhattan home on Sunday night, she asked the police officers, “You know who I am, right?” She then spent the next 20 minutes trying to convince them that ‘Paper Moon’ was a movie. To further her case Tatum continued …
I have time on my hands. Most of that time is wisely spent throwing wet noodles at old people, but when I am not contributing to the betterment of society I am scouring the internet for genius. That is why I am bringing you this new weekly feature ‘It’s a World Wide Web: Junk of …
Self proclaimed “Cult film Madman” John Johnson has taken it upon himself to remake Ed Wood’s 1959 sci-fi horror film ‘Plan 9 From Outer Space.’ Johnson insists that the film will not only avoid, “resorting to camp or parody,” (though you could argue that if you took the campiness out of this movie, it wouldn’t …
Guillermo Del Torro displayed some concept art at New York Comic Con for characters that were not f’ed up enough to make it into ‘Hellboy II.’ Here I give you a three faced dog that will haunt your soul while also being the most efficient animal at licking its own crotch. Now whenever I have …
Expectation were high. Super high. Usually when I get this excited for something it never satisfies me. Like Hostess cupcakes, which talk a big game about being delicious, but never deliver.
So these pictures surfaced of Megan Fox showing us what a real actress does. She gets all kinds of naked in a lake and wins awards for it. Awards that make her the greatest human since Jesus. Even Jesus is up there looking down saying, “Oh Megan, nice one!” then gives her a thumbs up …
Ever wonder what Laura Bush would look like hot? Ever have the thought: Can someone PLEASE make a wool dress suit look sexy! Well your wait is over. The cover of Entertainment Weekly will feature the new hot couple, George and Laura (AKA Geoura) in the upcoming Oliver Stone biopic, ‘W’. My initial thought is …
How does ‘G.I. Joe’ go from releasing a picture of the most badass looking ninja, Snake Eyes, to releasing this picture of his counterpart, Storm Shadow? (Picture courtesy of LatinoReview) This guy looks like an over eager hospital nurse. If we were playing ninjas for Thanksgiving, and someone showed up looking like this, I would …
The legend of Ron Burgundy was not sufficiently told in one installment. There are plenty more cameos and quotes to fill up a second movie. Or, at least, a few more dollars to be made. Adam McKay told Collider, “we’re going to do it, for sure.” I am of the opinion that maybe we don’t …
Lee David Zlotoff, the creator of ‘MacGyver,’ announced at Maker Faire 2008 that he was in the planning stages of a movie based on the awesome innovative and entertaining show from the 80’s, ‘MacGyver.’ There are a lot of things we don’t need made into movies well before this. Off the top of my head, …